THE TELEMEGAFONE.

I found this megaphone that stands on top of a mountain in Norway. You can call it up using a telephone and shout whatever you desire across the fjords.
However, worried about making an international phone call to Norway on my mobile, I used the work phone instead. I stayed late after work and even got in early,yet the only time I managed to get through (it is a tad tempremental) was one lunchtime when the office was pretty full. Ignoring this fact I shouted as loud as I could over the phone "BEN HARRIS HAS HOOVES" I then hung up and continued with my work like nothing had happened.